Inspirational jokes, stories, analogies, events     Church Signs A clear conscience makes a soft pillow. A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash Cannot sleep? Try counting your blessings Christians keep the faith, but not from others. Come early for a good Back seat. Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush! C'mon Over And Bring The Kids - God Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low, but the retirement benefits are out of this world. Delay is preferable to error. Don’t ever give up. Moses was once a basket case. Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives Dysfunctional families welcome here; you will fit right in Easter comes but once a year! Do You? For the 4th of July - "Have a happy fourth, without a fifth" Forbidden fruit creates many jams. Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside! God answers “knee mail.” God even loves grouches God has a big eraser God so loved the world that He did not send a committee. Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test! – God Hello!! Welcome to eternity. Will that be smoking or non? Home improvement; bring the family to church How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Non-smoking? If you cannot sleep, do not count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd. If you do not like the way you were born, try being born again. It you do not want to reap the fruits of sin, stay out of the devil’s orchard. If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns. In the dark? Follow the Son. It is hard to stumble when you are on your knees It is unlikely there will be a reduction in the wages of sin. Jesus died for ‘MySpace’ in Heaven Jesus is coming, get busy Jesus is coming; resistance is futile K-Mart isn't the only saving place! Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer! - God Life has many choices; eternity has two – what’s yours? Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance. Love thy neighbor, not his wife. May is God's apology for February. My Way Is The Highway. - God Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available. - God Need Directions? - God No God -- No Peace. Know God -- Know Peace. Non-exposure to the SON will cause you to burn People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are. Prevent truth decay – brush up on your Bible. Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are. Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up. Satan subtracts and divides, God adds and multiplies. Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here! Seven days without prayer makes one weak. Soul food served here. Souler energy used here Tell The Kids I Love Them. - God Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets. That "Love Thy Neighbor" Thing, I Meant It. - God The most important vitamin for a Christian is B1. The royal telephone line to heaven is always open with never a busy signal or put on hold. The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing? Tithe if you love Jesus. Anyone can honk. To belittle is to be little. Try Jesus. If you do not like Him, the devil will always take you back Try our Sundays –They are better than Baskin-Robbins. Under same management for over 2000 years. Wal-Mart is not the only saving place. What Part of "Thou Shalt Not..." Didn't You Understand? - God When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright. Where will you spend eternity - Smoking or non smoking? Will the road you are on get you to my place? …God Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due You are never a stranger in your father’s house. You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving Unknown Sources   Mouse Click here to read our 'Daily Joke'   Mouse Click here to read 'Church Bloopers'                 Copyright @ 2007 Inspirational Bible Devotionals and Prayer Inc, All rights reserved. If you have any questions or problems with this site, please contact this sites webmaster at help@inspirationalbibles.com